I heard that people with CML have a sense of humor..

A man brought his duck to the vet. Doc he says “My duck is limp and lame.” The vet tells him his duck is dead. The man in disbelief asks for further diagnosis. The vet calls in the cat. The cat jumps on the exam table, smells the duck and shakes his head. Next comes the Labrador. He walks around the table, whines and shakes his head also. The vet tells the man that the diagnosis is confirmed, the duck is dead. As the man leaves he is given a bill for $300.00. The man says $300.00 for what? The explanation is $175.00 for the cat scan and another $125.00 for the lab work.

I really did Laugh Out Loud.  It felt good.   Please, keep this going!

My doctor told me I shouldn't work out until I was in better shape. I told him, all right - don't send me a bill until I pay you.

Stephen Wright

A person boarded a plane in Frankfurt headed to London and sat themselves in first class. The flight attendant approached the person and said “ you have a coach seat and will need to move.” The person replied “ I will do no such thing.” Eventually the pilot got involved and whispered something into the persons ear. The person got up and headed for the appropriate seat. The flight attendants were amazed and asked the pilot what he said. The pilot replied, I said “ only the back of the plane is flying to London.”

Alligator or Crocodile,

you can distinguish an alligator from a crocodile
by paying attention to whether the animal sees
you later or in a while...

internet.